Play Safe

Who say girls don't watch porn, i even had a female friend asking for it -.-

Since fellow friends love to discuss prawns so openly, i thought this would be the best time for a little sex education. No we are not going to discuss where to download the latest tammy video or into various details, lame pictures coming up as usual. Censorship have to be practice because who knows a young punk may chance upon here and oops... Anyway nowadays primary school also conducts sex education, unlike our days when we were still young and innocent until secondary.

To the bros out there who chiong sua occasionally, i know you all pro liao but still must follow SOP ok ? Kevlar helmet maybe uncomfortable to wear, but must listen to officer else will kena tekan one. Still remember the days at BMT, when the officer told us to remove helmets, some cockster never listen to instructions one, then we will say "oi aircon ah" ^^

Chiong Sua must wear helmet
Do not leave anything to chance

Pic courtesy from uncle_huat - edmw.sg

That's why i say there's always some joker in the army cannot follow instruction one, we call them blur sotong. Never mind try to be funny is it, play at your own risk

wrong SOP lah !

Play too much le ...

At my workplace we have a policy for the customer, play responsibly. Don't ruin innocent people life just because you are careless, or you did it purposely

Death Penalty is immoral !
(those visited tanglin camp will understand)

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"I have aids, do you know that ?!
Aids !!! i have aids ..."

Serious matters aside, here's a joke i kapo from a xiaomeimei blog, which she also kapo from somewhere one.

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:

The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Below is the B+ short story in the entire class:
" Dear God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it. "

Below is the A+ short story in the entire class:
I fucked the mysterious sex god. ( MOS toilet ??? lolx, cannot sexpose him)


Alright that's about all before i go beyond the limit, if you want to go beyond outer space can pm me or other of my fellow sexpert friends. Have a nice weekend !

PS: Break record liao, 3 post in 5 days all contain sexual contents -.-